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him at [ protected]and follow him on Twitter and Insta at betchesheadpro. The sun sets on September and rises on October, the leaves start to turn, and a crisp chill fills the air. Baseball can be a boring sport, way slower than, say, basketball. As it turns out, the sport is also positively lousy with onion man-booties. Cleveland, despite a slow start to the year, turned on the jets in the second half to become the hands down favorite to win it all on the AL side.
They very nearly did last year, losing in extra innings in the final game to a Chicago Cubs team that was all but preordained to win the World Series.
Also, their logo is extremely racist. Pitchers use their lower bodies to get power and drive behind the ball. And with a badonk like that, Trevor could drive me anywhere, amirite? I hate myself. Houston is a team that has consistently defied expectations, becoming good way sooner than anyone thought. They were by far the most explosive team in the first half, all but clinching their division by the All Star break. Their offense is potent thanks to young mashers like Jose Altuve, Carlos Correa, and George Springer, and the one-two punch of former Cy Young winners Justin Verlander and Dallas Keuchel can belittle just about any lineup.
Plus, Justin Verlander is married to Kate Upton, so he has that to look forward to every night, win or lose. Carlos is about 1, years old in baseball years, but an old butt can still be a good butt. More like Houston Ass-tros, ey ladies? The Red Sox went from being a league-wide laughing stock to one of the most consistently good teams in baseball.
The Red Sox do everything well, but nothing particularly great, and aside from Sale and rookie third baseman Rafael Devers, they lack both the shutdown pitching and explosive power usually needed to go deep in the playoffs. When it comes to butts, serviceable is just what you need sometimes.
This is fine, really. The Yankees are like your friend Maddyson. They have shitty starting pitching and a phenomenal bullpen, meaning they can keep le if they get them. Aaron Judge got all the love this year for his freakish first half performance and Home Run Derby clinic, but people forget that his shorter, thiccer teammate Gary Sanchez exploded like a bat out of hell in his rookie debut last year. Talk about a Yankee doodle dandy! The Dodgers finished the season with the best record in baseball, created with breathless winning streaks and a late-season losing streak that was frankly hilarious.
It should be a good series!
But to less pessimistic onlookers, they were an early favorite to go all the way. Their rotation of Max Scherzer, Stephen Strasburg, and Gio Gonzalez are arguably the best in baseball, when healthy. Key pieces like veteran Jayson Werth and superstar Bryce Harper came back from serious injuries just before the end of the season, so the Nats postseason may hinge on their ability to get back up to speed in time. Several options here. Stephen Strasburg is packing some junk in the trunk, but he looks like an ogre. But with ham hocks like that, who cares what his ERA is, right girls?
When friends and family look into my eyes, all they see now is a deep, black nothingness. Ace pitchers, Zack Greinke and Robbie Ray, add some heat to the front of the rotation, and the acquisition of power hitter J. Martinez added even more pop to a lineup featuring all-purposes hitters, Jake Lamb and Paul Goldschmidt.
Only time will tell.
First baseman Paul Goldschmidt. Jew butt alert! So who has the best overall butt? American League Cleveland Indians Cleveland, despite a slow start to the year, turned on the jets in the second half to become the hands down favorite to win it all on the AL side. Who Has The Best Butt?
Houston Astros Houston is a team that has consistently defied expectations, becoming good way sooner than anyone thought. Boston Red Sox The Red Sox went from being a league-wide laughing stock to one of the most consistently good teams in baseball.
National League Los Angeles Dodgers The Dodgers finished the season with the best record in baseball, created with breathless winning streaks and a late-season losing streak that was frankly hilarious. The Head Pro.Baseball player ass
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