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Parents' Ultimate Guide to Support our work! Parent reviews for Howard the Duck. Common Sense says Superhero spoof is awful -- and edgier than you remember. Based on our expert review. Based on 18 reviews. Based on 27 reviews. Add your rating. Parents say 18 Kids say Parent of a 1, 4, and 8-year-old Written by LutharPendragon May 2, I understand that the nudity is just of ducks, but being that they are humanoid, and they took out the time to create nipples on the breasts, it seems very inappropriate for children.

Howard the duck duck tits

In one, Howard opens a Playboy centerfold and looks longly the camera zooms and freezes on a nude duck, large DD breasts, and nipples, yes covered with feathers, but nipples? Then within a few seconds, they show a female duck in a bath tub, large breasts, and larger brighter nipples. Lastly, there is a scene, though they don't show nudity, but where Howard the duck screws a human, sleeps with her, and they even talk about having sex. Side boob, actual sex going on in the hot tub, moaning and groaning, and if you pause it at just the wrong moment, full frontal of a woman running by.

This has no place for children.

Howard the duck duck tits

Way too much sex. This title contains: Sexy stuff. This review Helped me decide. Had useful details 1. Read my mind 1. Report this review. Adult Written by alirguy June 29, Disgraceful movie adaptation of an amazing, if relatively unknown, Marvel franchise.

First of all, this movie is not for. At all. This film contains two lingering shots of graphic nudity, violence, creatures that may be too scary for your little ones, drug and alcohol use, and pretty darn strong language for this supposedly PG-rated movie. Seeing this film for the first time with my 4-year-old cousin, I was shocked to find this type of content on not just a premium channel, but on the family version of HBO!

I mean, the titular character, in the first few minutes of the film, is seen to be holding a Playduck magazine to the middle and pleasuring himself! Additionally, the plot is inconsistent, characters too one-sided, and nobody had the idea to remain faithful to the original comic. Had useful details. Written by Anonymous November 22, The butt review Now that I see it again I now see it it a bit edgier than I remember.

There is little action. Drinking,sexual things, and cussing. The movie might look like a little Mickey Mouse movie with the duck, you parents should watch it again cause this movie is probably more for teens. Adult Written by Acidsuprema March 8, Good movie! Don't listen to stupid people complain that. Not violence much. It is all part of play. Mostly that all about romanace play and love. Read my mind. Adult Written by Ugzilla December 12, Raunchy, ridiculous, not for kids Of course my 12 year old wants to watch this with all the recent excitement about Marvel, but after watching this again, I wouldn't let my kids watch it until about 15 or 16 years old.

Topless female duck early in the movie - I wouldn't care, except they linger on the shot for a rather long time, and they took the time to make the image rather humanoid and accurate. Not for. There's a "Playduck" magazine early in the show as well, nothing as bad as the toplessness I just mentioned, but also not for kids; at least not for mine. There's an entire scene several minutes with partially clothed couples in private saunas doing things that make them moan suggestively Throughout the movie, there is attempted sexual assault, lots of sexual situations, a condom is shown from Howard's wallet, and a girl in lingerie attempts to get Howard to use it at another point.

So, I agree that this movie is so bad it is mildly entertaining, but definitely for more mature high school kids and older; not for kids under 16 or so, I believe. To be fair, I am very conservative in what I allow my children to see. Hope this review helps somebody decide. Adult Written by Josh Turner October 16, How is this so bad? Why does everyone hate this, its a liile old, but it is no as bad as everyone thinks. The content isn't thatr bad either, treh only thing is that Howard sleeps with a women.

Adult Written by bill julian May 16, I've been studying in particular Ducks for 20 years and I will be the first to tell you when I turned on the TV and accidentally started watching Howard the Duck in the first 5 seconds of the movie I felt something unnatural happen to my bowels. Howard the Duck absolutely sucks. The movie disrespects ducks as it makes it look like ducks want to mate with human beings, which is illegal by the way.

My best friend is named Jerry the duck. Jerry has always been my best friend and has always been there for me and when he started watching the movie Jerry was so offended he fainted and 10 minutes later he died in my arms. This movie ruined my life and killed my best friend. I give this movie 1 star I would give it 0 if I could.

Howard the duck duck tits

You should be 66 even to rent this horrid movie. Adult Written by MarvelPugs December 27, This title contains: Positive Messages. Positive role models. Adult Written by Holly R. July 15, So bad that it's the best!

Howard the duck duck tits

This movie is terrible but it's so inappropriately akward that it is actually really funny. It's not for kids but if you are highschool aged through age 40ish it's so funny because of how stupid it is. If you had a bad day and need something mindless enough to take away the gloom, put this on a get a bag of popcorn and just laugh at how stupid it is.

Adult Written by bobbyn1 June 25, Really funny It has some rude moments but most of it is fine it has lots of smoking references though I would say pg but I liked it when i was 7. Parent of a 10, 12, and year-old Written by Hendo H. U January 22, Maybe a 4-star This title contains: Positive Messages. Adult Written by Nemo R. October 29, Horrible It is a bad movie and despite its pg rating this movie is not for.

Parent of a 10, 11, and year-old Written by Michael R. May 2, Disappointing I set out to write this review as I found the other reviews on Common Sense Media lacking. I pulled this movie out of my collection because I have never seen it. Five minutes into the movie I determined it isn't right for my children.

The naked duck referenced in CSM's review is in a bathtub, it has a humanoid form and sports human nipples which are clearly visible. Before that we see the duck alternative of Playboy as Howard is looking through it, eventually unfolding the centerfold model. Later in the movie the female main character finds an unwrapped condom in Howard's wallet while he is sleeping. I don't know if CSM messed up their review or if they were referencing a version of this movie, but at no point does a condom come into play during pseudo-sex scene.

Howard the duck duck tits

Howard and the girl do not have sex, but there is a minute scene featuring the two in bed. The girl is wearing lingerie and Howard makes an attempt to have sex with her.

Howard the duck duck tits

The girl responds positively, it eventually turns out that she was joking with him and nothing happens but this is still a problematic concept. The "sex spa" comes off as more of a brothel and there are shots of women either completely naked or wearing "barely there" robes that JUST cover nipples. Overall I didn't think the movie was very good, it did pick-up in the second half when it reached its full cheesy glory.

I usually allow some sexual content to slide if the story contained is high quality or very culturally relevant, and, sadly, this movie is far from either of those. Adult Written by fonzieg April 4, Cheesy, but not awful! It's some of the best the 80's can offer! It does have cheesy special effects, but that does not mean it's a bad movie!

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